Shit dick

He is having sex that hard that you shit yourself so he pulls out and his dick is black

When he comes out of your ass and his dick is black. And he screams I have a shit dick

by Snothalothagus January 20, 2018

hollywood shit

Hollywood shit,

The act of taking a satisfactory dump and when you wipe your arse, there’s nothing on the toilet roll! A shit of pure class, an A list shit.

Me - Hey Hannah, just had me a Hollywood shit again!
Hannah - damn you’re good! Very impressed

by BobbSmith October 25, 2017

Shit YoYo

Having a turtle head pop out and suck it back up

I almost shit myself but thankfully I pulled off a shit yoyo.

by OdinSoundTV June 25, 2023

shit was so cash

describing a dope moment in life

tj: yo nate nigga wassup
nate: ay dude how'd it go?
tj: we immediately went to the parking lot, and she just looked at me and BOOM instant head, shit was SO cash nigga

by apfelkuchensite October 14, 2024

Shit Weed

when a person gets super fucking stoned and they become a Shit Weed and they become a dick or asshole being a shit weed

why’d ashton get beat up?
because he was being a shit weed

by BigDickDumbAss July 10, 2021

You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by April 09, 2023

National shitting day

Basically, you celebrate the holiday by shitting in Feb 23. You can basically sit in the toilet and shit.

National shitting day :Sleeping with shitting at the toilet

by Ilovenigersaruas February 23, 2024