as far as you know

Typically, a smart ass answer to the simplest of questions.

Waitress - “is everything okay for you?”
Smart ass -“as far as you know”
The smart ass then chuckles at his own smartassery, leaving the waitress confused as she walks away

by KimberLynn CoMo November 17, 2021

When You Fryin’

When you fryin’.

When you fryin’ you don’t be cryin’.

by 0_0awkward0_0 January 29, 2019

Sometimes you got to live in the woods

It’s when life can throw some hard punches at you and you have to learn how to evade, get back up, and evolve in order to survive the next threat that comes into your life.

John: Dude I lost my job last month and it made my life a living hell and that’s what made me become an entrepreneur.

Dave: Bro “sometimes you got to live in the woods”

John: Dude that’s so true and I’m stronger from it

by Coboricua March 7, 2021

fuck you bitch

fuck you

Person 1: I banged your girlfriend
Person 2: fuck you bitch

by what_happen_to_docdisrespect12 February 3, 2022

unbless you

when you want to un-bless someone after they sneeze and are blessed by someone else

A:"Achoo!"
B:"Bless you!"
C:"..Unbless you.."

by boobooalleyne March 13, 2024

Cashier And Graphic Design Turn You Into An Intern After Choking 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cashier And Graphic Design Turn You Into An Intern After Choking 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

Thank You

A phrase used to avoid saying “I love you”. Often used when you are in a 2008 show where the characters are not confirmed as homosexuals despite their obvious romantic feelings for each other.

Arthur: “Thank You”

Everyone else: “He was supposed to say ‘I love you’, did you see him mouth it?”

by anonymous December 20, 2022