Dick Coozie

A female that is only good for keeping your dick warm. She has no other worth other than to place your dick in(mouth, butt, vagina, hand) and keep it warm.

Emily can’t cook, clean, and doesn’t have a job. The only thing she is good for is being a Dick Coozie.

by Peesalot August 3, 2018

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Cold dead dick

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".

" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."

by Junior859 August 4, 2018

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Dick Tape

When you shove a dick down someone's throat and then tape their mouth shut with tape.

Yo Fam™ if you continue being a little bitch I will have to dick tape you.

by shreky daddy August 6, 2018

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Dick Chainsaw

When somebody makes you so especially mad it gives you the sudden to urge to cut off their dick with a chainsaw.

M: Dude. When Atom was being rude in the gc it made me want to preform a dick chainsaw.

by harmonyxsharpie August 7, 2018

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That one person who always brings his or her young child to the airplane. No, fuck the real dick is that child because we all know damn well that bitch ain't gonna stop kicking your mother fucking chair.

Person 1: Yo why your chair vibrating bro?
Person 2: There's a dick behind me.

by JustARandomDinasour August 8, 2018

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