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Toni Santaella

coolest guy in the world. He is amazing and he beautiful. MASTODONTE, FIERA, MOSTRO.
He's such a Toni Santaella
by tsantaella January 26, 2018
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Tony D'Angelo

An Italian-American superstar in NXT 2.0 who's taking the world by storm. He is a business man who "gets the job done", if you cross him the wrong way he'll make sure you'll "sleep with the fishes" and he's very adamant in two things: Gabagool and Paisans.
Tonight on NXT 2.0, Tony D'Angelo challenges Bron Breakker in a Street Fight for the NXT Championship
by Krashito January 11, 2022
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Tony El Chong Cuey

The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
Man I wish I could be more like Tony El Chong-

Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
by Caffeine Crusher January 10, 2025
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Toni

The best girl to ever exist!

She may seem reserved but she’s the most genuine person you’ll ever meet, if you are her current best friend, you are one lucky person because she’ll always give you advice and while still having a good time :)
Toni is so pretty
by slater4lyfer November 24, 2021
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Tony

When you have sex with a girl and out of the blue and hunt you for your sexy body that they can't resist. Last year five tony's died from having sex with too many girls at once. Back in Christian time most people would rename god as Tony as the meant it fit better.
Guy: hi my name Is Tony
Girl: holy smokes plz stack me and my mom
by Antondenfede February 1, 2022
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Tony Chauncey

A man that sinks 10 cold ones a night on weekdays. Easy way to see if you have a tony chauncey in your workplace is by watching him smoke his vape you will see his hands shaking more and more as he gets closer to his mouth, this is due to the excessive amount of alcohol he drinks on weekends therefore when he comes to work on a Monday he is well and truly coming down from the clouds. A Tony Chauncey is also a consistent whistler while many suggest this is due to a fantasy of sucking dick. A tony chauncey also screams and shouts out irrelevant shit that pisses cunts off. But all in all a tony Chauncey isnt that bad of a bloke, he is a caring kind hearted man that enjoys time listening to AC/DC and pink Floyd.
“ hey Macca what’s that tony chauncey like driving a forklift”

Fucking shit he cant even drive a finger up his nose”
by Gerrybigdickgum April 14, 2020
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Tony Hawk

Bird man who rides a piece of wood with wheels.
Tony Hawk-kee-eeeee-arr kee-eeeee-arr kee-eeeee-arr
by You stupid. March 23, 2022
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