Poser singer/guitarist of the pansy-ass POP-punk band Blink 182; believes he is a hardcore punk-rocker, yet probably hasn't heard of FUGAZI, Generation X, or bands in the like
by deathtothepopculture January 14, 2005

Ted Kaczynski look-alike who goes around scaring young kids. A Tom Putnam can also resemble an image of Le Penseur with a fist up his ass.
by bigballller July 6, 2010

Because of new myspace.com rules, everyone underaged is deleted and all of there friends that underaged are deleted and continues throughout the city and all there friends, so half the cities myspaces are gone.
by lilevilbrian February 10, 2007

The best actor in the world. He is super hot and adorable. He loves tea and quacksons. He is super affectionate towards his fans and interacts with them. Tom played spider-man for marvel. His fans are called Hollanders. They have millions of fan accounts on TikTok, Instagram, and other social media platforms. He has a boy-like face and everyone loves him for his kind heart. Tom is God's gift to the world. He is FLAWLESS.
Tom Holland lives in South-West london and he is always producing movies. His instagram is @tomholland2013.
Tom Holland lives in South-West london and he is always producing movies. His instagram is @tomholland2013.
Girl: have you seen spiderman homecoming?
Friend: yes! also, did you know that the actor is Tom Holland?
Girl: yeahhh!! he always is donating a loving his fans!!
Friend: i think i have a new celeb crush...
Girl: HES MINE
Friend: HES MY MENTAL HUSBAND!!!!!!!
Friend: yes! also, did you know that the actor is Tom Holland?
Girl: yeahhh!! he always is donating a loving his fans!!
Friend: i think i have a new celeb crush...
Girl: HES MINE
Friend: HES MY MENTAL HUSBAND!!!!!!!
by hollander.4.life February 11, 2021

#1 Definition: The man/actor Tom Selleck.
#2 Definition: To conquer or defeat someone or cause injury to them or to their pride. (interchangeable with "wicked burn!")
#3 Definition: If a person is keeping it real or is Cool.
#2 Definition: To conquer or defeat someone or cause injury to them or to their pride. (interchangeable with "wicked burn!")
#3 Definition: If a person is keeping it real or is Cool.
"I Tom Selleck'd my friend in the face"
"Oh snap, You just got Tom Selleck'd!!!"
"If only I was more Selleck about it, i would have had all three of them that night- at the same time"
"Oh snap, You just got Tom Selleck'd!!!"
"If only I was more Selleck about it, i would have had all three of them that night- at the same time"
by Mackalus October 28, 2007

a. Ruggedly good looking with a witty sense of humour.
b. Considered to be anti-establishment with a bad boy rating of 6 on the bacon-fritzl scale.
b. Considered to be anti-establishment with a bad boy rating of 6 on the bacon-fritzl scale.
by tomdavey June 28, 2011

He's the cutest man ever I love him with all my heart and he's my husband jk anyway all my friend be like how can you love him after this * shows me umbrella video I'm like it's hilarious and cute
by Tom Holland is my husband August 20, 2018
