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Matt

A Matt is a guy who has a lot of hoes and says he's only talking to one girl. His ego is twice the size of a hippopotamus. He doesn't give a fuck about anyone or anything. He's thicc af and he lovess his donkers.
Example 1:
Brooke: "Are you friends with Matt?"
Olivia: "Yeah, why?"
Brooke: "Cause I heard he's a fuckboy"
Example 2:
Matt: *sends mirror pic*
Julia: *sends eye pic with heart eye emoji*
Matt: "Wrong person."
Example 3:
Julia: *sends eye pic*
Matt: "wyd"
by gerpingnubssonly July 20, 2020
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Matt Goodwin

Matt Goodwin is someone with a huge penis.
“You spent the night with Matt Goodwin?! He must’ve ripped you in half!!”
by matchu135 April 13, 2020
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Matt Sheldon

Matt Sheldon is a professional footballer (soccer player) who has played for multiple clubs in the US and Germany, and has had a great career and now currently plays for the Hartford Athletic in the USL Championship. He has a YT channel called Become elite in which he blogs his career and gives advice- he is incredibly inspiring and motivating to watch and gives a true attachment to his viewers by showing the ups and downs of football. He is my idol.
Matt Sheldon is playing tonight vs LA Galaxy
Wow, I feel bad for LA Galaxy because Matt Sheldon is the goat. I wonder if he’ll blog the game?
by Fat weirdo 2 May 4, 2023
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Matt chauncey

Matt chauncey is a mean muthafucka he will beat anyone's ass and it dont matter if you a girl you'll get your ass whooped too.
Hey bro what happened to her matt chauncey whooped her ass then her old mans
by Matt chauncey October 11, 2020
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Matt Coburn

Some teacher who is really funny, is a huge joke, just makes you laugh out loud with his constant emails and spirit week reminders
Oh, Matt Coburn posted again with his dodgeball announcement or whatever. I'm like, Bro. I DON'T EVEN LIKE DODGEBALL! NO ONE CARES!
by 20209 July 21, 2023
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Matt Rose

The British guy who reads things
"I read this in Matt Rose's voice"
by Robiginal October 25, 2025
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Pulling a matt

Pulling a Matt is when you always make excuses up to no do things, or just slack off at work and just dick around on your phone, and just being an over all pussy.
Person 1: jeez that guys been on his phone slacking off all morning!

Person 2: ya he has been, must be pulling a matt.
by Unknown pussy April 12, 2022
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