The 30 year old virgin

The teacher at school who gets hard around 14 year olds. He eats lunch alone and none of the teachers talk to him. He teaches the class about the The Magic Bullet of JFK and the Commies. His head is shaped like a lightbulb and makes you get a hall pass to go to the bathroom.

Adam- The 30 year old virgin is coming
David- Why is he always hard around 14 year olds?!

by chickenballs999 May 09, 2018

60 year old virgin

Aparently not your mom because she had you, but she's the closest thing to one, so there.

Wow you'r such a "60 year old virgin" you remind me of my mom.

by Jay-Skillz April 01, 2010

Virgin Mary Morning Sickness

A nauseous feeling in the morning that occurs with a female virgin who is not on their period. Since they are not on their period, they cannot be sick due to period cramps. And since they have never had sex, they cannot have morning sickness due to pregnancy unless they are pregnant with the Christ.

My mother thought I was coming down with something, but it turned out to just be Virgin Mary Morning Sickness.

by The Morphist April 08, 2015

40 year-old virgin

A man/woman who is still a virgin at the age of 40.

John : I didn't know Barry was a 40 year-old virgin!
Alice : Yeah. That guy needs to get laid.

by ParanoidAndroid August 24, 2006

virgin sweaty earl

a sweaty earl without the cum.

See sweaty earl. same scenario, minus the cum.

by crazy focher July 30, 2004

Wanking your virginity away

When a virgin (usually a teen) has such an intense wank session that it feels as good, if not better than real sex.

It’s a good idea to spend your weekends wanking your virginity away to Riley Reid’s videos.

by ghunthorp April 11, 2023

Virgin Mary 🤞🏻🤞🏻

they just Mary but catholic

whats Virgin Mary 🤞🏻🤞🏻? idk mary but virgin??

by rileyAutoparts July 28, 2021