MAPTCO SURPRISE

A thing,object or human waste found in a product or products sold from Maptco

"Wes found poo in his nuts"
"Peggy and Alen helped make a Maptco Surprise"

by GURINDA PRANESH September 14, 2006

dicksicle and frozen ball surprise

This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.

I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!

by STGINAZ February 07, 2017

surprise hammer

The act of being belligerently drunk at a location when someone else arrives and doesn't expect it

Steve surprise hammered us when we arrived at his house for a BBQ.

by FirestormJ September 07, 2019

scotty surprise

when a guy is taking a girl from behind, he spits on her back near to finishing to make her think he blew on her back and when she turns around the guy blows on her face

scotty v inventor of the scotty surprise

by tango alfa November 17, 2010

Kinder Chocolate Surprise

When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).

"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"

by pseudocivvy August 04, 2022

Philly Surprise

When you go to a city expecting one kind of food experience and get a drastically different one

I went to Chicago banking on deep dish pizza but ended up having these bomb ass profiteroles! What a philly surprise!

by Barfmeister August 06, 2018

Surprise? Jesus!

Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.

After a long night at the club, I woke to morning sex, saw them and said “Surprise? Jesus!”

by Deckard253x May 20, 2020