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Irish Squats

When a drunk Irish person squats and shits in shot glasses for everyone to try out.
Hey! He's doing Irish Squats, let me in!!
by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022
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Irish handshake

Putting your unwashed fingers into a friend's beer when they are not looking. Especially after coming from the toilet.
You remember the time I gave Seamus a good ol' Irish handshake in the pub?
by theseamus July 23, 2018
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Irish Sisters

North western slang for two people, regardless of gender, nouns, race, ethnicity, or origin, whom have shared an anal plug/and or butt plug.
Oh I’ve heard Amber and Nicole use the same butt plug at home, what a real bunch of Irish sisters.”
by Okieslangslag March 11, 2023
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Irish Tucan

When one eats out a woman who took a shit and didn't wipe and who is also on her period. Their face will look like that of tucan's beak. Bird noises noises encouraged but not required.
Did you hear that Johnny Irish Tucaned a bitch. He looked like he from the jungle.
by Lewis O'Gorman (LOG) January 28, 2024
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Irish Diesel

Fancy a pint?

Is the pope catholic? Poor me some Irish Diesel
by Dirty Marius June 1, 2024
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Irish Handbasket

A spectacular and entirely preventable sexual catastrophe resulting from a group of middle-aged white guys attempting a sexual act they saw in a video, only to fail in a way that involves bodily fluids, property damage, and a trip to the emergency room. Their hubris blinds them to the obvious danger, leading to an explosion of ineptitude, leaving everyone—and everything—covered in the undeniable aftermath of their terrible judgment. It's the kind of sexual misadventure so profoundly stupid it makes you miss "The Good Old Days" when they just talked about it.
Ever since Vacant, Tobias, Dalix, tried to do 'The Human Centipede' at the bachelor party, the whole group has been a total Irish Handbasket. They ended up in a tangled mess and had to call 911 because someone got a beer bottle stuck somewhere it shouldn't have been.
by its_Dalix September 1, 2025
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laughing in irish

Jackseptickeye laughs*

Subtitle:laughing in irish
by Panda/Goat January 19, 2019
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