Book

Only for fucking nerds

You read books? What a fucking nerd

by Uh oh, please stop January 9, 2020

book goddess

Some random know-it-all bitch who drinks too much tea reads way too many books and is a harry potter addict with some asshole friends who either spam her or bully her, book goddesses are amazing people, definitely find yourself one of em and start dating em ;)

You: man i really need me a book goddess
Friend: same
Book Goddess: *exists*
You: uh, were not friends anymore man, that book goddess be mine
Friend: you little bi-

by spicymangopig November 12, 2019

A book

Used as an analogy to something very difficult and say it as an easy thing to piss people off thinking you as an arrogant asshole.

You can use this analogy when you make something so hard to do easy as fuck. It helps inflate your ego too.

Cassidy: Damn! This calculus exam is very difficult. There's no way someone can finish this under an hour
Brian: *Answers 6 questions and skips all the other ones and passes his papers* Dude this is so easy to understand. It's like reading a book. I don't why are you guys having a hard time on it
Cassidy: Shut up asshole!
Brian: Cassidy, your dad is literally black.

by Lightofdarkness666 July 21, 2022

Book

When someone is so prefect in every aspect of life, the only way you can explain their existence was if they were written in a fairytale

Hwang Hyunjin is so book

by A book lover July 11, 2023

A Pi-Free Math Book

The mathematical equivalent of a meeting-free day or passport-less travel. When the sight of the symbol π is enough to trigger panic or paranoia among billions of folks worldwide, who think they weren’t born or blessed with the “math gene.”

Just as a math book without equations or formulas could raise the sales figures by a few folds, a pi-free math book could give thousands of math-anxious folks more confidence in picking up a pop math book without feeling unduly stressed.

by Numerati January 2, 2025

The book look

A book look is when they look at you with a look that looks like it came straight from a book

Person 1: I think he really likes you
Person2: possibly
Person1: dude he gave you the book look
Person 2: REALLY!

by Mommy12234 March 25, 2023

Mending Book

A Mending Book is a rather useful item in Minecraft. Using said enchantment on a tool or weapon will make the tool/weapon automatically be repaired by a specific incremental amount when picking up Experience Points.
Alternatively: Something Grian will never get.

"The ocean provides, I know it does. That next book, I know it; I can feel that it will be mending!"
*It was not a mending book.*

by fishingrodfrenzy777 February 21, 2024