Rageclamation point

And exclamation point when used in a rage over text.

"I cant believe you fucking said that!"
"No need to use a rageclamation point."

by BigD565 December 7, 2012

Grandparents point

That steamy spot you think about when your mind wonders into its deep sexual trance. Your thought people didn't have sex. You thought wrong of course. Monday through sunday grandparents point is the spot where those you respect the most go to fuck out their self-esteem issues. Like teenagers trying to hump their way to cool-ness, your grandparents go 6ft deep boasting the prowess of a chicken with its head cut off.

Jane: Hey bob, we gonna go to grandparents point before the christmas party again?

Bob: You know what Jane, lets fuck to the dickens. It'll be rad.

by DirtyToy December 26, 2012

Cootie Points

the point system of lies, sweetened sarcasm, exaggeration, and "kiss-assing" used by males to better assure their chances of gaining the attention of a desired female, in the hopes of "getting some booty" (SEX).
Ex:

"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."

Examples of Use:

"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."

by Zack, The Pisces January 6, 2013

Stare point

A term used to describe the blank space on a table, where previously a bunch of drugs (more often than not cocaine) used to be. Sudden absence is often caused by sneezing stoners or spastically moving twats.

Derives from the baffled "staring" at said blank spot.

Adam: "I ain't shittin you, that shit of a fuck sneezed like a whale and all the shit went flying through the air. Just that stare point's left."
Bryon: "Shit."

by johnny92 June 24, 2012

1,000,000 points

The highest reward for something (taken from points based video-games and Frank's hat in 30 Rock).

Person 1: "Did you get a raise or extra holiday days following your appraisal at work?"
Person 2 "Dude, I totally got both! 1,000,000 points."

by Toad 10-6 July 29, 2012

Hipster Points

The points one receives for every hipster-like thing they do.

Abbreviation: HP

You gain 10 Hipster Points for having a Tumblr account, and 100 bonus points for having had it before Tumblr was cool.

by Flucka September 3, 2012

spear point

(n)

1) the dangerous end point of a long, thin rod or lance.

2) the tip of the penis before it makes its grandiose entrance

He woke up one fine morning to find a surprisingly firm ass wiggling itself closer to his front and he winced.

Him: "Uh-oh. What the hell happened last night?"

Her: "Holding me a spear point, Nick?"

by ManAboutTown December 24, 2011