Pee poo pee

When you pee and poo simultaneously

John: yo what's that smell??
Albert: oh sorry had to pee poo pee real quick.
John:oh ok thanks for the update

by Bababoullie Baby October 10, 2020

pee-trap

Da specially-shaped urine-odor-preventing pipe-fitting dat you hafta install under your sink for your plumbing-job to be up to code.

If a homeowner complains about methane-gas smell coming up from da washbasin, da first thing you should do is check da pee-trap to see if it's in good order.

by QuacksO October 17, 2020

Alains pee

When a dumb nigga peeing in the floor

Look at this dumb nigga Alains pee

by Alain pee October 19, 2020

luxury pee

When you don't really have to go pee, but you do anyway because you can

Time to take a luxury pee.

That luxury pee was really satisfying.

by Ôcean April 19, 2018

touching your pee pee

Someone standing around, not doing jack shit.

What are doing over there? Touching your pee pee??

by Sassysassysassysassysassy April 25, 2017

Peeing with no sound

When your penis is so big, it flops into the urinal and its submerged underwater. Thus creating no sound when peeing.

Dude...the Kevin was peeing with no sound in there.

by wavepoolman May 25, 2017

Mommy Pee break

A Mommy Pee Break is when a mother goes to the loo for a second and the kids decide to use that exact moment to raise all sorts of hell and run amok. Usually ends up in the house being trashed or burned down.

Candice: I just left them for a second and when I came back, all hell was loose! The ADSL cable is unplugged, the flatscreen TV has been demolished, my two year old is covered in cream, my perfume has been thrown down the sink and the dog has been painted green! All in the time it took for me to have a pee!

Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.

Candice: FML

by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018