HAM

An acronym meaning "Hardly Agree More" to express agreement and often sameness, especially in instant and text messaging.

1. (agreement)
Guy 1: Watch this video, the girl in it is really hot!
Guy 2: Ham!

2. (sameness)
Girl: I'm going to the fair this weekend.
Guy: Ham!

by dinomoo July 22, 2010

Ham

is the act of making one believe a fun yet falsified reality

Bright totally pulled some ham on Shelbert.

by WordsOfTheFuture January 27, 2023

Ham Rattle

Noun: A woman's flesh hole with which she jangles one's man meat.

Verb: The act of getting one's member shaken and stirred by a woman's hatchet wound.

Noun: Her ham rattle smells like old, sharp cheddar cheese.

Verb: Steve and Amanda ham rattled from dusk till dawn.

by The Virgin Ear Rapist August 1, 2010

Ham Shack

Also known as a "Bologna Bungalo", It is a shed or shack mainly used for Sexual acts with ones self.

Person 1: You going out tonight?
Person 2: No, I need to get in my Ham Shack and get rubbed down.

by Con-Queef-Tador January 25, 2023

Mary ham

Satan himself, fucking sexist bitch who killed Poppy gloria and take over Pewdiepie's channel

-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

WHO KILLED POPPY GLORIA, AND IS FUCKING BITCH
-Mary ham!
ANNOYING AND UGLY AND BORING IS SHE
-Mary ham!

by Randompersonfrominternet June 6, 2019

ham tackle

When your mates about to get with an ugly bird, so you run in and save him.

Simon: you were smashed last night
Dave: totally had to ham tackle you

by Lp27 September 28, 2017

lee ham

1/2 of the hottest people in the world,
Extensive knowledge on the Angry Birds lore and name dropping Michelle Sarah

Person A: “Did you see Lee ham in the hallway? I wonder what he’s listening to.”

Person B: “Probably ‘Booty Store’ by Your Favorite Martian!”

by rigby September 30, 2021