Canadian Kiss

A kiss that's a fantasy and truly never gonna happen.

1: Jeez, i really want to get kissed by someone famous
2;Oh you mean a Canadian kiss?

by Cashthatcheck May 06, 2018

Canadian mudbog

Anal sex with maple syrup used as lubricant

Me and my bro did a Canadian mudbog last night

by Gimprodmrtn May 07, 2020

Canadian Sausage Twister

When a man is edged to the brink of completion and then just before the climax his shaft is vigorously twisted around until a tight seal forms at the base, leaving you with a fully loaded sausage

Did you hear about Gregg? He spent four days in the hospital after his girl tried the Canadian sausage twister on him.

by Donkeypunch39 July 25, 2023

Canadian cock burp

when you pour maple syrup into your pussy and bounce on your lovers cock so fast it starts to build friction and he lets a loud cock fart.

"my girlfriend miranda poured syrup into her pussy and bounced so hard i had a canadian cock burp"

by Jay/ sinister munchkin on disc February 18, 2020

Canadian flag

When your Canadian boss loves a certain sales rep so much, even the mention of their name makes him pop a boner as red as the maple leaf on the Canadian flag

That rep must have called, the boss's Canadian flag is at full mast waving in the wind

by mong005e June 18, 2019

Canadian Cocktail

cannabis and cocaine

some wise guy told me this long time ago.

Sorry babe, bank's closed, lets go for a Canadian cocktail instead.

I prefer cocopuffs myself.

-I don't, gimme that! (grabs Canadian cocktail kit out of her hands)

by mkicrattzzi vs deep dish February 28, 2022

Canadian sop

A drink of liquor or Canadian water that is poisoned with arsenic or poison

One sip of canadian sop and your life goes down the drain

by Stene987 November 01, 2020