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Tooted&booted

A girl that is so fine your jaw drops
by Lilcartwheel July 13, 2018
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Wear your boots to school

Mondays are days to (wear your boots to school) and look fly
by SHELUVZAB February 5, 2023
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Buffalo Boot

a swift kick to the chest to save someone's life (i.e. restart a heart)
"Don't worry bro - I will give you the ole buffalo boot."
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Boots

agreeing in drag
Sasha Colby was dishing on Anetra’s dress with Lux Noir London and said “that custom dress with crystals was fierce.” Lux replied “Boots!”
by Uncle Joosie December 24, 2024
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Boot

marine corps term used to describe a recent boot camp graduate. You can tell by their high and tight haircut, yelling out cadences when running/walking, often works out with a camelback, and posts obnoxious stuff on how "motivated" and "dedicated" they are on social media. Will also brag about how they love to serve their country to their civilian friends and cry at the sight of a bald eagle.
Jon: "God damn fucking field day again"
Boot fuck: "Oorah, kill kill, fucking motivated and dedicated"

Jon:"fucking boot"
by Knight_slayer April 29, 2015
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Tuscaloosa Tooter Boot

In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.
"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"

"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."

"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"

"'Fraid so."
by Dave TTB September 6, 2013
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Booting

Commonly used in Canadian slang , Booting is the act of buying alcohol or drugs for people under the legal drinking age.
Person 1- "Did you hear about Peters party on Friday?"

Person 2- "I sure did, but how are we going to get alcohol? Can your older sister boot for us?"
Person 1- "Yea I'll see if she is comfortable booting for us."
by c00lgal101 April 5, 2024
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