Pity Cum

When you're trying cum as fast as you can, so that you can get the shitty sex/hand-job/blow-job over and done; and your cum oozes out instead of shoots out.

I had to pity cum because that was the driest mouth ever, and now I have crusty dried semen on my head.

by Pizza_And_Bacon_Adventure July 10, 2014

Cum Guards

Another name for eyeglasses. Also used to prevent ejaculation from entering eyeball, causing temporary blindness, and uncontrollable laughter.

Those chicks at the table are looking at us, lets go talk to them.
Ok, I'll take the one with the cum guards.
Cool.

by xxachary November 30, 2014

food-cum

(v) When one throws up in the back of their mouth.

I hate when I go to burp and I food-cum instead.

by lmjb December 16, 2014

Drum and cum

The act of simultaneously jerking off two cocks at the same time in your mouth.

Tracy was really into that bukkake. She really knows how to drum and cum.

by rellooooo December 2, 2013

cum wash

A way to wash your body by wiping cum (jizz) all over a loofa and rubbing it on your naked body. You can also wash your hair with it.

"Bro she was so drunk last night, she let me give her a cum wash!"

by Vag1na April 30, 2015

Cum Doily

When your having a cheeky wank at your grandparent's house and you need something to catch the load so you grab a designated doily to do the dirty work.

"Quick Nan, pass the Cum Doily!"

by CyberSlooooooth August 11, 2015

Cum Puncher

Somebody who keeps masturbating after he came into his hand and is now beating his wet, moist noodle until his hand cramps up and he can't go any further.

Hmmm, I haven't seen Steve at all today, where could he be?
Steve is such a cum puncher, he's probably still beating it in his room.

by Lolzosaurus July 3, 2016