by AlexGay December 20, 2021

Definition:
A statement delivered humorously that is also completely serious; a joke made with sincere intent or belief. Often used when someone expresses truth or conviction in a way that sounds like they're kidding—but they’re not.
A statement delivered humorously that is also completely serious; a joke made with sincere intent or belief. Often used when someone expresses truth or conviction in a way that sounds like they're kidding—but they’re not.
by b e e n u s May 20, 2025

A figure of speech. Someone that has so little spending money that it would make just about anyone cackle.
by AnonyHottiemous May 12, 2023

Me: wanna hear a joke?
My friend: Sure..
Me: hippity hoppity make the pain stoppity.
My friend: is that a joke?
Me: no..
My friend: So am I.. I'm made up.. you have no friends..
Me: ...😭
My friend: Sure..
Me: hippity hoppity make the pain stoppity.
My friend: is that a joke?
Me: no..
My friend: So am I.. I'm made up.. you have no friends..
Me: ...😭
by Yes_Itsme September 20, 2020

Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:
Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?
Producer 2: Yes
This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:
Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?
A: Yes
Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?
Producer 2: Yes
This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:
Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?
A: Yes
Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?
Person 2: Yes
Person 2: Yes
by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023

Lulu ''You mean everybodies been having joke time on group chat all along without me?''
Gavin ''don't worry I'll send the invite before you get fomo''
Gavin ''don't worry I'll send the invite before you get fomo''
by Alialias July 27, 2017

An example
Person1:Wanna joke?
Person2:A joke?
Person1:Yeah.
Person1:A joke
Person2:What's a joke?
Person1:Here's an examp-
Person2:Okay i'm ready
Person1:Knock Knock? Say, Who's there.
Person2:Who's There?
Person1:Interrupting cow! You say interrupting cow who?
Person2:Interrupting co-
Person1:Mooooooooooooo
Person2:Hey I didn't get to finish!
Person1:I know!
Person2: Ohhhhh!
Person2:A joke?
Person1:Yeah.
Person1:A joke
Person2:What's a joke?
Person1:Here's an examp-
Person2:Okay i'm ready
Person1:Knock Knock? Say, Who's there.
Person2:Who's There?
Person1:Interrupting cow! You say interrupting cow who?
Person2:Interrupting co-
Person1:Mooooooooooooo
Person2:Hey I didn't get to finish!
Person1:I know!
Person2: Ohhhhh!
by Mowiam April 18, 2023
