take her to the market

when you are with someone and feel the immediate need to have sexual relations via the rectum

Wow! I was just with my friend and she could not stop flirting! I think imma take her to the market.

by lilyanuh December 1, 2021

taking a fat L

Completely and utterly messing up; losing badly to someone or something

"I suck at this game, I'm taking a fat L!" she complained, kicking the arcade game angrily.

by 807246 June 16, 2022

I’m taking the kids

What Karen says right after she wants a divorce.
...
Karen if you are reading this please let me see the kids it’s been 5 months now.

Karen: I want a divorce

You: *le crying meme face*
Karen: and I’m taking the kids
You: *dies*

by Moldybread August 16, 2019

taking the nope train

A MEME you use when posting your extreme disgust or disagreement with some one's post on Facebook or Twitter

When Hillary Clinton asked Bernie Sanders supporters to vote for her during the 2016 Presidential election more than 95% of his hard core supporters were taking the Nope Train to Fuck This shitsville

by Mister Spock 95 March 1, 2017

Take a hot one

To take a poop

Damm. I gotta take a hot one

by New York Islanders January 23, 2020

it takes two to Tandy

It takes two to Tandy is an uncommonly used turn of phrase used which is used in the context of when you want to Tandy by yourself but you need two.

Oh man I wish i could go Tandy but it takes two to Tandy... I'm talking to myself.

by Tiny fucking mr feet February 17, 2017

Take your friends

After recieving a sip from a friend's canned beverage, the act of slurping the leftover spit/beverage from the rim of the can at the edge of the mouthpiece is dubbed "taking your friends"

Friend 1: "Here's your drink, thanks for the sip."
Friend 2: "Take your friends."
Friend 1: *Slurps edge of can

by SirCanuck October 9, 2021