Also known as a DHB! The majority of these bums tend to hang around major transportation centers in NYC such as Port Authority and Grand Central. As the name implies, they are holding doors open and most importantly, waiting for your generous tip.
Where the hell is a damn door holding bum when you need one? Not only am I going to have to touch a dirty door handle, but I’m going to miss my subway!
by ZER21 October 5, 2023
Get the door holding bummug. When Frank couldn’t find anyone boof him at after hours, he had to resort to the back door Mercado to get the job done.
by TrashmanB September 4, 2023
Get the Back Door Mercadomug. Wdym, it’s a fuckin door, you don’t know what a door is, open, close, lock, unlock, what’s so hard to understand about a fucking door?
by Milk Bals January 24, 2022
Get the Doormug. A low to medium profile hatchback shitbox from the late 80s to early 90s. For example, the Mitsubishi Precis, Ford Festiva, Pontiac Le Mans, Honda CRX, and of course the quintessential Geo Metro. This type of vehicle is not to be confused with a Smart Car, which is essentially an even shittier golf cart with doors.
by Jizz.Farmer May 2, 2019
Get the Two door specmug. When you open a door and your aunt yells at you to "SHUT THAT DAMNED DOOR" if you didn't close it within a timeframe of 0.0000000000001's of opening the door that was spoken of.
by Shut That Damned Door July 28, 2019
Get the Shut that damned doormug. an entrance to a structure usually used for people and or their pets to enter. it can open and close.
it's door
by 1boiledpotato March 22, 2022
Get the doormug. When you fuck a chick then cum all over labia majora then spread it all over it, let it dry producing a high gloss finish. This can be done after “staining the door “ or with no staining at all... leaving a natural color
by Richard Dangles January 24, 2020
Get the Varnishing the doormug.