by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 29, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>If a Person Wants A surprise Reveal, I Will Show Them Something<.7.9.7.6>mug. The opposite of a "Dick Pic". When a woman sends unsolicited lewd pictures without warning.
When a woman sends scandalous pictures
When a woman sends scandalous pictures
by Noxim19 December 19, 2024
Get the Panty Surprisemug. The situation or act of being constipated and finally having a bowel movement which is very hard, cracked, dried out, and contains embedded pieces of corn kernels (Maize) on the surface, such as a Corncob.
Woah! I forgot that I ate corn the other day! I just looked into my toilet and found a Corncob Surprise that sank to the bottom of the toilet bowl!
by Paulmh072089 November 8, 2023
Get the Corncob Surprisemug. A bowl of cereal of cereal where instead of using milk, you use beer. Typically consumed by Radiohead listeners.
by Incel69 June 19, 2022
Get the No milk and no surprisesmug. W: “dude, J surprise vented again when i woke up from my nap earlier this afternoon”
M: “no way are you okay?”
W: “surprise venting sucks!”
M: “no way are you okay?”
W: “surprise venting sucks!”
by anonymous May 5, 2024
Get the surprise ventmug. Shitting diarrhea (skat) on your partner while performing coitus in the doggy style position. When they backup to witness and wipe the horror off them, you kick them in the groin and complete your defecation on them while they lay in the fetal position. Surprise!
That bitch DRB pulled a skattake surprise on her cheatin' man! Heard the dude had to change the carpet after that!
by LRockDub20 June 29, 2021
Get the skattake surprisemug. by pseudoDerek January 29, 2022
Get the surprise boobiesmug.