When a lick to the face turns into a scratch.
When you come in hot but they come in hotter.
When you feel feisty and ready to pounce regardless of the gender.
When you come in hot but they come in hotter.
When you feel feisty and ready to pounce regardless of the gender.
Kyle: “I saw a baddie across the bar and went up to say hi.”
Nick: “Bro, what did you say?”
Kyle: “nothing, I went in for a lick, but they went in for the scratch.”
Nick: “Dude, you got the Rainbow Kitten Surprise”
Nick: “Bro, what did you say?”
Kyle: “nothing, I went in for a lick, but they went in for the scratch.”
Nick: “Dude, you got the Rainbow Kitten Surprise”
by Word Flirt October 7, 2025
Get the Rainbow Kitten Surprisemug. When your getting sucked off you say close your eyes and then you pull out of there mouth and stick a cactus in
by Surprise giver March 23, 2021
Get the The Spikey Surprisemug. The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."
The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!
by Bobby Basinger November 20, 2019
Get the Matt Mcdonald Surprisemug. <.7.9.7.6.>your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates With butting ABout THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates With butting ABout THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates With butting ABout THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by TheWordlyMan January 21, 2023
Get the Short Boy Surprisemug. The act of a tree industry worker defecating in back of the wood chip truck into the wood chips. Resulting in a poo being left for the unfortunate landscaper who will be spreading the wood chip in a garden.
Hey Jacko, I'm stinging for a shit and we are too far from the nearest toilet. Im just going to leave a landscapers surprise in the truck.
by Treetarded February 21, 2025
Get the Landscapers surprisemug. When I grow up... I want to be a surprisee!
by Largosios April 10, 2021
Get the Surpriseemug.