Make it shitty

This is the art form of taking something nice, and in a core ass way making it look cool by making it look "low budget" or "less desirable". The goal is to make a functional piece or machine look like madmax got ahold of it. Typically your paintbrush is a 3" angle grinder, and when you're finished - no one is gonna wanna steal the contraption you've built.

Essex was the inventor of this belief system dating back to Moby Dick on the USS Prescott.

ayyyooo let's take my brand new bike and "make it shitty"

by Make it shitty February 12, 2025

tickle me shitty

Another way of saying, "you've got to be kidding me."

Maximus: "Hey remember that really hard boss fight? Well, you gotta fight him again."
Redd: "Are you serious?"
Maximus: "Yep. Good luck brother."
Redd: "Well, tickle me shitty."

by DarkRedd22 October 21, 2025

good present instead of that shitty

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by xxenext December 27, 2021

so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas

A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")

"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."

by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024

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by Isuckpussy🍼 October 29, 2023