Shake and bake

a) The act of making a protein shake and rolling a joint after the gym or any other activity

b) The act of drinking a smoothie and blazing simultaneously

Hey man, wanna come over to shake and bake after our soccer match?

by HansBex October 26, 2019

Shake and Bake

The act of one beating their meat while high. It is a great feeling that every stoner knows well.

A: I'm high as fuck rn
B: You should shake and bake.
A: What's that?
B: When you beat it when stoned.

by IG1879 January 6, 2020

Shaker Jr High

a school where kids are judged of looking a certain way, acting a certain way, having mental illnesses and are told to kill themselves. a school where the popular think they are privileged and the whole administration treats them as so too. a school where the popular kids get always with everything. a school where the “non-popular” kids are mistreated by the kids and administrators. a school where kids are told to kill themselves and come pretty close to too, then get made fun of for it. a school that literally does nothing to protect the kids and only care about money

“im being threated”
“okay we will talk to those kids”

3 weeks later

“mom the school didn’t do anything”

“of course they didn’t it’s shaker jr high, why would they”

by ananonymouskidfromshaker January 15, 2020

shake the can

checking in with someone about a decision, plan of action, or proposed change

Oscar: Hey Lex, I just wanted to shake the can about Saturday night. Is it okay to bring some more folks to the ping pong birthday party?”

Lex: Absolutely not.

by Cherrybomb666 February 12, 2020

Sakewitz

The last name of your best friend!!! You also call them sack-a-chips! They are funny and always up for a good time! You will never be bored around them.

Sakewitz:

Anybody: what’s up sackewitz?

by Heyskwbdudj March 28, 2020

Shaken coochie syndrome

When you fuck a girl so hard she has to have surgery to untwist her organs and physical therapy because she lost feeling in her legs only for her to never fully recover and have to be in a wheelchair for a long ass time.

Larry once gave 20 girls shaken coochie syndrome in one night, he's my idol.

by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020

Sbased

Not based, opposite of based, unepic.
Meaning unrelatable, not good, sometimes cringe, leaves an unamused expression on your face.

"Have you seen what did Elon Musk post on Twitter against quarantine?"
"Yeah, it's pretty sbased."

by Lombard May 12, 2020