Rusty Banana

A banana resembling a rusty johnson, i.e. a penis that is covered in shit after ass-fucking, except usually covered in a layer of nut butter from peanuts or almonds instead of shit.

Dude, that rusty banana looks like it's been up André the Giant's asshole.

by chickenassholes November 15, 2010

Rusty Sawmill

An advanced sexual maneuver. First, make a girl run on a treadmill till she has to take a shit. Then fuck her in the ass and till your dick is covered in shit. Then have her squeeze her legs together. Fuck her squeezed together sweaty legs till you get to the arches of her feet. Fuck the arches of her feet till you skeet.

Merry Christmas dear, its a new treadmill, now we can do the Rusty Sawmill without you having to do so many squat-thrusts.

by JSPRAYYYYY January 14, 2011

Rusty Trumpet

When a sexual partner licks a males asshole while simultaneously reaching between the legs to fondle his testicals similar to a Rusty trombone.

Ida gave Ben a Rusty trumpet in the handicap stall.

by opie3855 August 7, 2018

Rusty Jack Knife

A Rusty Jack Knife is a slang term for a geriatric man who porks women much younger than him. The "Rusty Jack Knife" comes in to play as a reference to his penis, which, aged, is rusty (hard to get erect), jacked (may have liver spots or warts), and knifed (smaller than the original youth size.)

"God damn! That old guy is a Rusty Jack Knife!"

by The Masticator May 2, 2005

Rusty Valiant

A term for a car that is usually older and was once good/cool however time and the elements have rusted it to hell and the owner doesn't know it or denies it.

Dylan thought his car was so cool but it was really a rusty valiant

by Mario party players May 9, 2006

Rusty

To be an addicted pothead

Rusty smoked a bit fat joint.

by Marty June 4, 2003

rusty anchor

When one takes a giant dump outside of the toilet in order to freeze it and later used as a beating stick or a dildo.

1. will: that bitch really pissed me off
olly: did you give her a beat down
will: yeah i took my rusty anchor out and fucked her shit up

2. will: get any action last night ray
ray: nah jess wont give it to me any more so i got out my rusty anchor and went to town on myself

by kimbosleezy March 9, 2009