Doing a Potter

adj; To do a disappearing act. Going AWOL/MIA from work in particular leaving your colleagues to pick up the pieces.

Bob: "Morning Trace, nice to see you"
Tracey: "Alright Bob, 'ave a nice holiday. You looked very tanned!"
Bob: "It was lovely Trace.......where's Peter?"
Tracey: "He's got his invisibility cloak on Bob..*sarcastic smile*... He's been doing a Potter since last Wednesday. Not even called in you know?! The cheek..."

by TerminalVelocity August 20, 2013

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Richard Henry Patterson

the act of asphyxiating your partner during oral sex until 'accidental' death

I gave her the ol' Richard Henry Patterson and now I'm on trial for murder

by Richard Henry Patterson May 9, 2017

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Weinstein a potted plant

Masturbating in an inappropriate manner, usually without the consent of another person in the room.

Matt Lauer was fired likely because he bragged about how he Weinstein a potted plant with his female assistant nearby.

by Chazz de Plume December 1, 2017

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Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown

Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.

Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man

by Goat2530 December 30, 2018

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Great Harry Potter Fan

A person who claims to be a big fan of Harry Potter only after discovering the saga thanks to gadgets, buying scarves, wands, and necklaces. And maybe he hasn't even seen all the movies.

I'm a Great Harry Potter Fan!

Wow, the Gryffindor emblem!

I have a Slytherin scarf!

by Seaaver May 9, 2019

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