Nepalese Crock-pot

When a man inserts an anal plug deep into his rectum and proceeds to binge-eat cheap chinese take out whilst washing it down with molten margarine. After 3-5 days of maintaining this diet, the man will enter a clothing dryer and have a friend turn it on the highest setting. Once the dryer is cycling, the man on the inside will remove the plug and release a rancid fountain of shit.

"Bro last week I helped Jason with the Nepalese Crock-pot and his dryer almost broke!"

by I. Moe Lester February 11, 2025

Pots and Pans

A phrase meaning a woman's breasts, typically of a pleasant pair.

"Oh John look at her, she has a lovely pair of Pots and Pans"

by 丁骨牛排 May 29, 2023

Pot Kisser

1) Someone belligerently intoxicated causing excessive vomiting.

2) Forcing one’s self to vomit.
3) Vomiting.

Some chick disrespected me so I called her a pot kisser!

by La PrimaDonna December 9, 2023

Impaler's Hot Pot

When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.

It was hot in the house and she was on her period so I gave her an Impaler's Hot Pot.

by thefoetus September 6, 2016

pot of crock

Crock of shit! Bullshiy! Lies!

Katie told me she met a new guy last night, I told her that's a pot of crock!

by Povedaindenver May 5, 2018

Kick the Pot

When someone is deceased due to terminal stupidity.

When Bob holds onto the electric fence for too long and dies, he decided to Kick the Pot.

by smartassCashier97 January 21, 2024

Crock pot

When you gape a womans ass and put multiple types of drugs in her ass and stir it with your cock.

Yo, that hoe let me crock pot her last night!

by StickyRickyDicky May 27, 2019