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Hipster Points

The points one receives for every hipster-like thing they do.

Abbreviation: HP
You gain 10 Hipster Points for having a Tumblr account, and 100 bonus points for having had it before Tumblr was cool.
by Flucka September 3, 2012
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spear point

(n)

1) the dangerous end point of a long, thin rod or lance.

2) the tip of the penis before it makes its grandiose entrance
He woke up one fine morning to find a surprisingly firm ass wiggling itself closer to his front and he winced.

Him: "Uh-oh. What the hell happened last night?"

Her: "Holding me a spear point, Nick?"
by ManAboutTown December 24, 2011
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Brown-eye points

Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.

The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.
Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.

Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.
by tbelphegor November 3, 2011
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boner point

To say something that makes people incredibly excited.
After giving the background and details of the event, my boner point was that Drake was going to be performing at the after. Everybody started going nuts.
by A-FERRRR October 4, 2011
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West Point Ring

Wrapping your penis around your ring finger as if it was a ring to emulate a large grad ring. The better it bulges and has throbbing vessels is more than welcome as to bring great credit to the institution of the United States Military Academy. Most 'Ring knockers' are proud of their ring and the symbolism behind it. And you too can be proud when showing off your very own 'West Point Ring'. And if you have enough room on your dog, you can even write United States Military Academy West Point on it, for more flair add an onyx in the center.
The young Captain was more than eager to see the West Point Ring that I told him that we found in the men's locker room. When he got closer and saw that it was actually a handful of my meat whistle curled 'round my finger, he was more than impressed. Damn, Pat that is a hell of a ring ! Is there a year on it?
by Karl Hungus March 6, 2023
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Penalty Point

A Penalty Point (or PP) Is The lowest penalty awarded following a minor infraction while participating in an RGC League competition.

Also referred to as a "PP Slap". Accumulating a determined amount of PP Slaps leads to a more severe penalty.
"Yo, I totally spaced and took NimbleKendall out at 2T... they gave me 2 PP Slaps, it's fair though."

"Haha, yeah, I was laughing so hard took out JastroLawn, only got 1 PP Slap though since there was a lot of chaos going on in-front"

Penalty Point
by DSG Fibonacci March 16, 2023
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two point spread

He loves to gaze at her two point spread.
by Wiscogrrl March 17, 2023
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