prime the pipe

Before you go out to a singles bar masturbate before you get a piece of ass, this would prolong the experience for her and save you the embarrassment of not going a long time with her.

Dude - " Hey Johnny let's go out to the Juke Joint what do you say?" Johnny- "I'm down with that but you know I got to Prime the pipe first there bro"! yeah right like he is going to tell his friend that he is going to jack off.

by Dik hed July 29, 2017

Pants pipe

Pantsing someone then shoving a pipe bomb up there ass until you reach the intestines

"I love pants pipeng washington"

Abraham Lincoln

by Account unknown April 20, 2023

Pipe herpes

When you wash the orgy tarp in the tub and give the pipes herpes

Did you hear about the tarp orgy at the con last week? Washed it down the drain and gave the pipe herpes

by RagingFist81 April 2, 2017

peter piping

When a dog smells a blown out pussy

He isn’t just sniffing, he’s checking for peter piping!

by ano96 May 2, 2021

comfy pipes

Pipes that are in the welding shop

Did You see the comfy pipes today?

by My comfy pipes April 23, 2019

Oklahoma Pipe Jack

The art of lying on your back, bending your legs above your head, and spraying diarrhea into the air onto your body and/or others.

"The Taco Bell from last night gave me a super powerful Oklahoma Pipe Jack this morning."

by PooniesNeverSayDie September 9, 2017

Cut the pipe

To cut the shit before your done

Omg my phone is ringing I have to cut the pipe (your in the middle of shitting and the poop is coming out ur ass and u cut it in half before it fully out)

by MoneyServicez.com June 17, 2017