The Rock Tribunal

The place where the rankings of bands are decided headed up by The Rock Oracle.
I wonder how it was decided Metallica are A leaguers, oh ya the Rock tribunal got it Wight.
by The Rock Oracle July 15, 2023
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Tubular Rock

Let me sit upon your tubular rock!!

Pound me with that tubular rock baby!
by Ginger Jesus et May 27, 2017
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dog rock

A weathered, and typically hardened dog turd.
Usually ripe for kicking at or into anything you could imagine.
I spotted a old "dog rock" on the side of the road... So I soccer kicked that "curb nugget" right into the hood of some dudes drug rug.
by Dilboss September 29, 2020
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simp rock

A type of music sung from a male point of view, generally falling in the "easy listening" genre, whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life is to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life was when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life is now that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life was UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 5) How one will do anything it takes to keep a current romantic partner. Almost any song from the band "Air Supply" epitomizes this.
I know she dumped you, but listening to that simp rock is just going to make you feel worse! (OR) Hey! I know that you're excited about your new woman, but don't go singing that simp rock to her.
by DJ Dash September 02, 2020
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Cock rocked

When a group of males get together with erections and proceed to beat one female in the face with their penises....

The female must sit there and take cock after cock after cock after cock after cock until all males have ejaculated
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! What happened to your face?!?
Girl 2: Let's just say I was cock rocked ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‰
by Adrianissupa September 13, 2016
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Cock rocked

When a group of males get together with erections and proceed to beat one female in the face with their penises....

The female must sit there and take cock after cock after cock after cock after cock until all males have ejaculated
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! What happened to your face?!?
Girl 2: Let's just say I was cock rocked ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‰
by Adrianissupa September 13, 2016
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Cock rocked

When a group of males get together with erections and proceed to beat one female in the face with their penises....

The female must sit there and take cock after cock after cock after cock after cock until all males have ejaculated
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! What happened to your face?!?
Girl 2: Let's just say I was cock rocked ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‰
by Adrianissupa September 13, 2016
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