Cat Mom

Cat Moms typically owns two or more cats combined with slight antisocial behavior. You can spot these girls by the lite dusting of cat hair and cat scratches in various stages of healing. Due to their antisocial nature, they typically don't use social media very often (unless to post The aforementioned cats) and are typically are very loyal in relationships. If a cat mom shows you pictures of your cats, she is in love!

Hey Mike, did you notice Katherine's Scratches? No don't worry about it she's just a Cat Mom

by MikeyMeta February 11, 2023

Step mom

A big booty sexy milf with kids who always horny and dates your dad and like to have sex

My step mom is so hot

by zxurly February 26, 2022

Your mom

A prostitute at a cheap price.

Steve: Yo lets go pick up a hooker

Phil: Why not your mom? She is only 15 cents per hour.

by ReturningMaul February 17, 2010

Wyatts Mom

So hot and sexy and i want to FUCK her all night long with her big titties and Fat Lumptious ASS!

Shes such a wyatts mom!

by poop3245 December 26, 2021

Mom Bag

A friend that has a bag or purse filled with everything you might need. Somehow able to fit all of that stuff into their bag and carry it with them everywhere. Need a pencil, they got you. Snacks or juice, gotchu fam. Condom? Say no more.

"Why is your backpack so huge?"
"It's my mom bag."
"Oh, in that case can I get a juice pouch?"
"I gotchu fam."

by CandySoupKitchen January 24, 2017

Soccer Moms

They're are the reason for car crashes , global warming , teenyboppers , frat boys/girls , they mostly stay at home waiting to pick up their "angels" for what dumbass activity their brats are doing , or annoying the crap out some sane person , or causing car wrecks in the air-polluting SUVs , they hate anything that is non Christian (despite being spawns of Satan) , internet , freedom , minorities , anything that will "corrupt" their "precious little angels" , they keep their children away from anything that will make them individual. They also hate gamers and anime fans

Me : *Listening to Melanie Martinez*

Soccer Mom: HEY ! YOUNG LADY QUIT LISTENING TO THAT SATANIC GARAGE YOUR LISTENING TO , YOU ARE CORRUPTING MY BABY

Soccer Mom's kid : *smoking weed behind his mother's back*

Me : You're not my mom

Soccer Mom: THEN I'M GONNA TELL HER

Me : Fine

Soccer Bitch tell my mom

Soccer Mom : Hey your child is listening to this Melanie Martinez

My Mom : So what ?

Soccer Mom: WTF ! YOU SHOULD PUNISH HER FOR LISTENING TO THE DEVIL'S MUSIC

My Mom : *walks away from crazy Soccer Mom *

My Mom: Don't worry *insert name* , hopefully she and her brat will die in a car wreck

And this why soccer moms are pure evil

by ThatOneTweenLoner August 12, 2017

Mom zoned

a girl who does all the stuff your mom would do for you

Karina friend zoned me, so I mom zoned her.

by Notyouraverageniceghee December 11, 2016