Jonkler jerk circle

When all the jonklers come together to from a jerk circle,

The jonkler jerked his chicken in the jonkler jerk circle.

by oscaosca October 19, 2024

schrodingers jerk session

def

When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows

Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it

Blawg: huhh well how do you know

Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session

by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 20, 2024

jerking it crazy style

Jerking it crazy style is when. You have one leg on the kitchen counter, one leg on the floor, both hands vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be covered in baby oil, and making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.

This act is to be done completely in the nude. (excluding religious headwear)

Santa was bringing me presents but he went back up the chimney when he caught me “jerking it crazy style”!

by Bjørk December 24, 2024

jerking it crazy style

Jerking it crazy style is when. You have a leg propped up on the kitchen counter, and a leg on the floor. Both hands are vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.

This act is to be done in the nude covered in baby oil. (Religious headwear is exempt)

Santa was bringing me presents, but he went back up the chimney when he saw me “jerking it crazy style”!

by Bjørk December 24, 2024

The Squirt and Jerk

When you suffer diarrhea and then afterwards, masturbate

I had some Taco Bell in the morning, so I hit The Squirt and Jerk at home when I got off work

by rodwave's left cheek January 10, 2025

jerking off nathaniel style

Jerking Off Nathaniel Style refers to jerking off but like a Nathaniel. To Jerk Off Nathaniel Style, you must have vinegar and Mountain Dew, preferably LiveWire flavored. Then, you wanna put both items in a bag and stick your dick inside. Then, you go on as if you were jerking off normally, only you cum in the Mountain Dew vinegar filled bag instead.

David wanted to jerk off, like he always does. But he was bored of the usual ways of using a fleshlight and his hands. He had heard from his classmates about jerking off nathaniel style and wanted to try it out. He went to his gas station to get some Mountain Dew and went back home for the vinegar. He took the objects he needed into a secluded alleyway and proceeded with the J.O.N.S. In the middle of his jerk off session (nathaniel style), a car with strobing lights on the top passed by. David has epilepsy and proceeded to seize and foam out the mouth. David was found dead 3 weeks later because no one gives a fuck about David.

by dajinco January 12, 2025

Jerk wipe

A term used to describe anyone youd call a "dickhead" or a "bozo".

Its literal definition is cum rag, or anything representing something a guy would wipe his cum in after doing his business.

Innocent person: "hey, hows your day goi-"
angry person: "Shut the fuck up you bitchass jerk wipe, i dont give a damn about your day!!!"

by Other freaky mud lover July 17, 2025