by pseudoDerek January 29, 2022
Get the surprise boobiesmug. A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab and hung around to bullshit with their friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the non-tipper to tell them the legend of if you blow on one’s asshole, one is unable to shit. With that, the patron calls shenanigans and asks the server/bar tender to prove it. Without hesitation, the server has the cheap bastard lie on their back on the bar/a table/the floor, pulls down her pants to expose her balloon knot, then has the scumbag blow a sweet breeze. Upon the wind hitting the chocolate star, she releases an extrusion of warm soft-served shitty logs onto the mother fucker’s face.
Yo, the other night I hung out with a buddy at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass coworker with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn’t tip the bar tender. He then hung around like Epstein in a jail cell. Eventually the bar tender told him THE legend and as expected, he didn’t believe it and asked her to prove it. So, she gave him the blown surprise and released Thursdays meatloaf all over his face. It was epic!
by Bobby the Bug Man October 5, 2020
Get the blown surprisemug. Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.
by Don't touch the baby May 14, 2019
Get the surprise potatomug. How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 10, 2016
Get the oyster surprisemug. This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.
Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.
Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!
by mary poppins butthole October 26, 2014
Get the shitty surprisemug. The act of dipping your index finger in mustard and fingering someone right after without them knowing
Bro! Me and my girl were getting freaky last night. As we were fucking i hit her with the Mustard Finger Surprise.
by Mr.Immakidnapyourkids January 2, 2024
Get the Mustard Finger Surprisemug. <.7.9.7.6.>your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates With butting ABout THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates With butting ABout THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates With butting ABout THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>mug.