Hyper Straight

The new super straight. Super straight (followed by super gay, lesbian and bi) was a meme sexuality made by Tik Tok user Kyle Royce. Super straight was made as a fun, satirical mirror of the numerous LGBTQ sexualities. Made so straight folk would avoid being labeled as ‘transphobic’ just because they didn’t not want to date a trans woman. However, super straight became overused by a hateful 4chan Neo-Nazi board. Hyper straight is a new and purer version of the super straight sexuality

Friend 1: Hey, I’m super straight, it’s a cool new heterosexual meme

Friend 2: You know that’s transphobic right? It’s far alt-ri got and Neo-Nazi affected.

Friend 1: Aw man, I wanted to be cool, oppose transactivist SJWs, and be wholesome at the same time!

Friend 2: it’s ok, I know you didn’t mean to be offensive.

*1 day later

Friend 1: Hey I’m Hyper Straight!!! #hyperstraightandproud

by BigD(DforDORIME) April 13, 2021

Super straight

With Victor in mind, it means super gay and into men

Victor is super straight! That means he’s into guys

by Ethnius March 15, 2023

sus straight

a straight person with queer vibes that's usually the one straight in a queer friend group because the queers flock together

Let's bring our sus straight to the pride parade.

by JeHaiNat June 2, 2021

Super Straight

a group of closeted people

person 1: i’m coming out as super straight
person 2: literally no one wanted to date you anyway

person 3: that sounds kinda gay

by fuckthehets March 8, 2021

Super Straight

A made up sexuality that started as a joke on tiktok but now some people take it seriously and it is used to mock the LGBTQ+ community with comments such as "guys this took me a long time but I'm coming out as Super Straight" the other reason it exists is because a few people have called straight people transphobic for not wanting to date trans women. but it's really just a way to mock LGBTQ+ people

Person A: I'm coming out as Super Straight.
Person B: Okay and?
Person A: wait, you're not mad?

by idc_if_ur_mad March 7, 2021

Straight TikTok

We’re people dance and wave there chachas around everywhere and think it looks cool

“Hey did you see that new TikTok dancer?”
“No I’m not on straight TikTok”

by tiktoktrendy147 August 21, 2020

straight tak'in

to throw up for multiple hours, even though the consumption of alcohol was very small.

Guy 1: Dude how much did she have to drink?
Guy2: Not a lot at all, maybe 2 beers and a little bit of captain.
Guy 1: Well she's straight tak'in everywhere bro.

by CBallday August 17, 2010