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crushing the cookie

When you lose your virginity and break your hiemen.
Dude I just got done crushing the cookie I took her virginity!
by Ace Parker June 15, 2016
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green cookies

generally a cookie made of pot. a term used by stupid kids who do that dumb stuff.
by supdog69834 August 23, 2011
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COOKIE NIP!

when you go to undress a hot girl but see her nips extend the overall size of her boobs. That is when you start to run.
Guy1; better watch out for them COOKIE NIP!
guy2: fuck ya they nasty
by goochy goochy March 17, 2017
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ego cookies

Similar to ego waffles, but better. Ego cookies are the fuel to a woman's self esteem.
Sometimes a girl just needs some ego cookies.
by DevineLife January 7, 2017
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Cookie Slap

Traditional use - a common business motivational tool, using both Positive and Negative motivation techniques in one, thus creating efficiencies in Rewards-based behavioral modification techniques.

1. Slap - low-level punishment for errant behavior, often used by parents with their children; (a) depending on method used, can be light or heavy; (b) open handed palm method typically used by women, whereas the backhanded slap is more commonly used by men (see "Bitch Slap").

2. Cookie - a round, sweet baked treat most often paired with milk; (a) Chocoloate chip cookies are my favorite; (b) Nilla wafers run a close second.

3. Cookie slap - a Positive/Negative reward that begins with a treat to remind the recipient that they are a good person worthy of praise, while at the same time slapping them down for making a greivous error.
Dirk gave Steve a cookie slap after the semi-annual sales meeting, when Steve botched the presentation for the VC funding committee. Although Steve had worked very hard to create the PowerPoint deck, his data unfortunately was grossly inaccurate.

COOKIE SLAP!!!
by Magilla Gorillla August 6, 2012
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Budapest Cookie

The Budapest Cookie, sometimes known as the Buda and often mispronounced as Huda, is a cookie that tends to make mountains out of molehills. Occasionally this mountain is doubled, becoming a mountain range.
Oh no, those oreos are turning into a Budapest Cookie. Watch out, I hear it's deadly.
by skim_milk June 22, 2011
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Soggy Cookie

A game where a group of guys gather around a cookie and take turns nutting on it. The first guy to not be able to cum must eat the cookie.
"Hey boys, you wanna head over to Tristans to play some soggy cookie?"
by NoticeMeSenpaiiu October 13, 2021
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