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Max Goldman

A unique entity known by many as Max Goldman. His name actually refers to his two main abilities.
The "Max" part refers to his giant head which have the ability to use telekinesis to its maximum power.
The "Goldman" refers to his ability to convert each oh his hairs into solid gold. Since Max Goldman has three times the amount of body hair, this ability can fortify his body with a solid golden shell.

Sometimes accompanied by a rufus.
Girl 1: OMG. Is that Max Goldman?!
Girl 2: how can you tell ?
*both girl suddenly being floating towards Max Goldman. Gazing upon his golden body.
Max Goldman:* winks.
*Both girls faints.
by FROZI October 20, 2020
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max garcia

Person 1: dont you just love max garcia?
Person 2: Yeah i love chips so much!
by Airheart May 23, 2022
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max

from Maximilian. The most gay people named max. Latino for small penis. The name max is very often in Germany
Max is the gay people
by tim.urbangerman.lolo January 5, 2017
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Max

Only rejects girls named aleisa, very cute, tall
Friend: “Bro is that max?” Me: “omg hopefully there aren’t any aleisas near”
by Owen Kastonis March 14, 2020
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rope maxing

When you use a rope and hang yourself from the tallest thing u can find!! / use a rope to commit suicide!
The dumb nigga said he wants ice spice to shit on him because she’s famous so I said “you should just get to rope maxing because your cooked
by Black sheep/ JO and E February 15, 2024
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Max

A man that lacks Rizz
Oh he is bombing over there

He must be a Max
by Niamhykins January 5, 2023
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anita max wynn

Drake's alter ego

Coming from a tiktok meme
Drake: this is my alter ego Anita Max Wynn

:3 >\\~//<
by ihateurdad869 January 13, 2024
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