Person1: Hey did you hear the Long County Marching Band at the game last night? They were amazing!
Person2: duh! That’s the only reason I go anymore! It hurts to watch the football team play!
Person2: duh! That’s the only reason I go anymore! It hurts to watch the football team play!
by Fandoms.Fries.and.Flute October 18, 2018
by Andrea D. April 09, 2006
Minimal planning, maximal shooting. Long dick style is when you "plan" is simply to run in guns blazing and hope for the best.
1: The enemy is held up in that building up there, what's our plan?
2: Fuck it, let's Long Dick it.
1: Roger that, Long Dick Style it is
2: Fuck it, let's Long Dick it.
1: Roger that, Long Dick Style it is
by Nep_Nep January 15, 2019
A fart that travels up the entire length of one's buttcrack before "sputtering", "squealing" or going "pop, pop, pop" once it reaches the lower back. This generally occurs when in a sitting position, especially on leather or vinyl.
The Long Haul Trucker (Fart) scenario#1:"Man, I gotta fart, but there's so many people in the car.. I'll just ease one out..Uh, oh! UH OH! "Squeeeeeeeeeal, POP!" Oops.
The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)"scenario#2: "Oh my God, I've been standing here listening to my boss yammer on for 15min, and man, I totally gotta shit! I'll just squeeze my cheeks a little harder..oh no.."Slide..sputter!, sputter!, sputter!"
The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)"scenario#2: "Oh my God, I've been standing here listening to my boss yammer on for 15min, and man, I totally gotta shit! I'll just squeeze my cheeks a little harder..oh no.."Slide..sputter!, sputter!, sputter!"
by CarridesthroughAZ September 05, 2012
by Alex Johansson September 29, 2006
Lil Wayne often uses this in his lyrics. He is saying he doesn't care if a girl, chick, woman, whoever has a "bush" or long pubic hairs. He will still fuck you.
Mr.Carter-Lil Wayne
I know my role, and I play it well
And I wear it well, on my Libra scale
I suck a pussy, fuck a pussy leave it there
long hair don't care
You can also see it like these,
long hurr don't curr
long hair don't even care
I know my role, and I play it well
And I wear it well, on my Libra scale
I suck a pussy, fuck a pussy leave it there
long hair don't care
You can also see it like these,
long hurr don't curr
long hair don't even care
by it ain't chabooty it chabeauty January 21, 2010
by jason special park March 22, 2011