The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)

A fart that travels up the entire length of one's buttcrack before "sputtering", "squealing" or going "pop, pop, pop" once it reaches the lower back. This generally occurs when in a sitting position, especially on leather or vinyl.

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart) scenario#1:"Man, I gotta fart, but there's so many people in the car.. I'll just ease one out..Uh, oh! UH OH! "Squeeeeeeeeeal, POP!" Oops.

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)"scenario#2: "Oh my God, I've been standing here listening to my boss yammer on for 15min, and man, I totally gotta shit! I'll just squeeze my cheeks a little harder..oh no.."Slide..sputter!, sputter!, sputter!"

by CarridesthroughAZ September 5, 2012

19'oh long

A term meaning so long sometimes used in chat rooms.
S = 19th letter in the alphabet

A- 19'oh long, I have 2 go!

B- k ttyl

by Andrea D. April 26, 2006

Long Dick Style

Minimal planning, maximal shooting. Long dick style is when you "plan" is simply to run in guns blazing and hope for the best.

1: The enemy is held up in that building up there, what's our plan?
2: Fuck it, let's Long Dick it.
1: Roger that, Long Dick Style it is

by Nep_Nep January 15, 2019

Chicks dig the long ball

phrase. Meaning you are very masculine, a player or a brute fiend...

So you scored with Amanda last night, eh steve?

Dude, chicks dig the long ball...

by Alex Johansson September 21, 2008

long hair don't care

Lil Wayne often uses this in his lyrics. He is saying he doesn't care if a girl, chick, woman, whoever has a "bush" or long pubic hairs. He will still fuck you.

Mr.Carter-Lil Wayne

I know my role, and I play it well
And I wear it well, on my Libra scale
I suck a pussy, fuck a pussy leave it there
long hair don't care

You can also see it like these,

long hurr don't curr
long hair don't even care

by it ain't chabooty it chabeauty January 21, 2010

Robert long special

a act of a three some of two guys and a girl

mr robert and mr long teamed that girl tuesday at the park for a robert long special

by jason special park April 7, 2011

long island iced tea

An alcoholic beverage, no one is really sure WHAT you put in it, it looks to the eye like iced tea, but it actually is not ice or tea, or any combination of the above. It hits you harder than a ton of bricks, but that is what mixed hard liqours will do to you.

"Last night we threw half my parents liqour cabinet together, and we got long island iced tea."

by Cat the Tank December 28, 2005