Josh

He's the gayest person ever conceived and will hit on you regardless of gender.

"He's a right Josh isn't he?'

by YaBoyBoris March 18, 2022

Josh

Often heard from yet never seen. Makes commitments that go unfulfilled. A true "believe it when I see it character". Type of guy who makes the plans, delays the plans, the bails on everyone 10 minutes before the plans start. A shoulda coulda woulda guy.

He pulled a typical Josh, and bailed.

by Vaguelyremember September 29, 2021

the josh effect

the josh effect happens when someone is able to turn all past lovers into trans people

I heard Milo changed her gender, must of been the josh effect

by pipipipipippipipipipip May 5, 2023

Josh Kuleta

someone that thinks he's an artist and is pretty great asf

Josh Kuleta a person thats not smart

by Redneck hippie September 25, 2018

Meghan and Josh

The cutest couple you will ever see. Josh(s) are typically blond and Meghan(s) are typically brunette with freckles, everyone ships them together because they are the cutest people ever to be together. Josh(s) are typically the funniest, sexiest, smartest guys’ ever and Meghan(s) are the hottest, fine ass, funniest, wisest, bravest, most drop dead gorgeous girls’ in the world. Even though typically Meghan(s) have been through a lot and don’t trust easily and are pretty stubborn, Josh can easily deal with it, they are the strongest power couple out there, other couples wish they could look like them and no other people could handle each other like Meghan and Josh. Don’t even think about trying to get close to Josh without a Meghan breathing down your neck telling you to get away from her man and same with a Josh, so guys and girls watch out Meghan(s) and Josh(s) are really strong too and will mess you the fuck up. Understand that even though Meghan and Josh are the best and everyone wants them, they are made for each other and no one else!! Even though at first both of them can be shy, they are both badass, good looking, pretty good people to be around so it’ll be worth it to get to know them, so try it. Even though they might not admit that they like each other, they eventually will or probably already do like each other, don’t let them fool you. They were supposed to meet each other for a reason. Let it be known that they are the best couple and it’s Mosh for life!!

Girl: ugh, I love you bae but I wish we could look like Meghan and Josh over there, they’re so hot together
Boy: Don’t you think I would rather you look like her if you could?...

by Ihavenosoul234 May 30, 2020

joshing

spending an outrageous amount of time in the morning or before an important event or hang out deciding what to wear, often resulting in a huge mess of clothes on the floor from rejected outfits. may sometimes require multiple trips to the washing machine to find more clothes. usually stems from an irrational fear that people won’t like your outfit or excessive social anxiety.

sam: “hurry the fuck up, we gotta go”
max: “my bad bro i’m joshing hard as fuck, what if my friends laugh at my outfit?”
sam: “no one gives a fuck what you wear, you’re being irrational”

by manofmoss April 18, 2024

Josh

Stinky and rude. Bad at delivery services. And bad at pipelines.

Wow that guy is such a Josh.

by TheBestCoderEver November 19, 2019