Not to be confused with the classic “yo mama jokes”. Mom jokes are inferior to the OG dad jokes. They don’t have to be funny, but they must be lame. Typically, it’s the kind of joke that you would laugh at after a hefty amount of wine and/or stress induced tears.
Mom: “Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating? They’re in a stable relationship.”
Son: “Omg, that is one of the worst mom jokes I’ve ever heard!”
Son: “Omg, that is one of the worst mom jokes I’ve ever heard!”
by Thicky_Smalls October 27, 2021
Get the Mom jokesmug. An underdog joke is a joke that the first time it's funny but slowly becomes unfunny after hearing it so much
by BfdiSimone October 28, 2023
Get the underdog jokemug. A boy asked his father 'Can I marry grandma' (he was American).
Father: Why?
Child: She loves me and I love her and I think she'd cook for me!
Father: You can't do that!
Child: Why?
Father: Because you can't marry my mother.
Child: But you married mine!
(joke, kids don't try this)
Father: Why?
Child: She loves me and I love her and I think she'd cook for me!
Father: You can't do that!
Child: Why?
Father: Because you can't marry my mother.
Child: But you married mine!
(joke, kids don't try this)
by ManyPhoelaTicSir March 17, 2020
Get the Jokemug. No joke hikes are hikes that more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No joke hikes are at least four miles long, you may even schedule your vacations to have these types of hikes in them and they are not an excuse just to head to the bar.
Me: I have to get in shape for this trip?
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!
by Siouxsie Supertramp January 11, 2021
Get the no-joke hikesmug. If you call a adventurist as a guy that loves adventure, what would you call a rapist?
Ans: a guy that sings rap music
And an activist?
Ans: a guy that's quite active.
Ans: a guy that sings rap music
And an activist?
Ans: a guy that's quite active.
by AbCd!2#4 July 7, 2023
Get the Jokemug. A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.
by sarflondoner December 27, 2010
Get the One Man Jokemug. by HMMS November 19, 2023
Get the robert type jokemug.