Mississippi mud biscuit

when your brother shits in your pussy and butters your biscuit with his seamen

Hey sis I need me one of them Mississippi mud biscuits ...... go bulldogs as cow bells ring in the background

by Wop dago from bama May 21, 2018

Brazilian Mud Cake

When fecal matter is visibly inside the vagina, it is caused by continuously switching between anal sex and vaginal sex.

Guy 1: "I gave my girl a Brazilian Mud Cake!"
Guy 2: "nice!"

by USAis#1 November 18, 2014

mud valve engineer

the homosexual equivalent to a gynecologist

"oh Wesley i apear to be stuck in your mud valve!"
"Don't worry bruce, shuffle over and get the yellow pages and find the oncall mud valve engineer"

by joshy wash November 3, 2008

Louisiana Mud Buggin

A sex move where one shits into the woman's vagina then fucks her.

The moon’s full baby, lets go Louisiana mud buggin tonight!

by Good on’ May 5, 2020

Rusty Mud Shovel

When a woman purposefully holds a bowel movement until her menstruation period. She then let's her boyfriend have vaginal sex, but quickly moves to anal (as to not lose any blood aka rust) and tries to dig a hole into her impacted feces.

Jerry Springer: My wife hasn't shit in almost a month, man.
Steve Wilkos: Well then she's almost due for rusty Mud shovel, huh?

by Flowerssmellgood October 15, 2020

Cranston Mud Muzzle

The act of taking laxatives then shitting in a women’s mouth and then wrapping her head in duck tape

The Cranston Mud Muzzle is only for truant professionals

by VanillaSugar69 December 22, 2020

Mud Wall Jutsu

When you spend weeks building a wall out of dirt, wait for it to harden, and then kidnap children to throw against your homemade wall of dirt and mud.

Friend 1: "hey, I've been working on my 'mud wall jutsu' for a while but need some help picking out the kids to throw at it."
Friend 2: "ye sure, what are you looking for, I've got loads of black ones in my basement if that's what your looking for."
Friend 1: "nah, I'm looking for some new borns to start with, just to see if my wall will hold..."

by naruto_dictionary February 6, 2021