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Ear Surfer

When a dog likes to ride in a car out the window and their ear surfs the wind.
*Driving*
“As you speed up, the dogs ear lifts up in the wind and looks like It’s surfing on air…. The dog’s an Ear Surfer”.
by Father Figure 69 August 25, 2022
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Ear Wub

The eargasmtastic noise your headphones make when the bass is so loud your ears feel like they're shaking.
by Cheezburqer December 26, 2013
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ear buggery

When you put cotton buds into your ears and it stimulates your pleasure zone.
I am gonna get my ear buggery kit and have a private moment.
by Mojazzer November 7, 2023
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National Grab Ear Day

Okay, what? Did you just search this up because of Moana?
National Grab Ear Day is scheduled on July 18th
Okay, bye.
National Grab Ear Day is not necessary...
by L0V3S1CK July 6, 2021
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Earring

A thingy you shove in your ear.
Fred: Is that your earring?
Wren: No, I think it's Marisas.
by GAYWHOOREE August 25, 2022
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Ear Rape

an earsplitting screech
for example, search swedish idol meme on youtube.
its so bad
when that one girl in the high-school class tried to sing, it was an ear rape.
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Baltimore Ear Drop

**Baltimore Ear Drop (noun)**

A provocative act in which a woman, while engaging in self-stimulation, moistens her fingers with vaginal fluids and subsequently uses those fingers to deliver a "wet willy" — the act of inserting a wet finger into someone’s ear.
"Did you hear about Nick? Apparently a stripper gave him a Baltimore Ear Drop and now he has hearing aids!
by Laitauchoccy October 13, 2025
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