Human

A animal that had a brain like no other.

Written by a human.

Alien: oh look it's one of those humans, lets kill it.

by 9/11 was just a performance. March 23, 2019

Human

The person reading this

Dude ur so ugly

Its human nature

by Goddamnit someone took me April 15, 2019

human sandwich

1. When 2 or more people group hug one person (from my experience usually used on one's birthday)

2. Another word for a threesome. You sick fucks.

1. "Happy birthday! Human sandwich!"

2. "Yo, me, Jessica, and Phil had a human sandwich. No homo tho"

by bro you just posted cringe May 31, 2019

Human Chipmunk

When someone fits both of your balls in their mouth

“Do the human chipmunk on me to make me cum faster”

by A55eater6969 May 31, 2019

The Human Chipmunk

When someone fits both of your balls in your mouth

“Use the human chipmunk on me so I cum faster”

by BonerGarage6969 May 31, 2019

Human oreo

When having intercourse with a African American woman, you ejaculate between her butt cheeks, you then proceed to smush her cheeks together, thus creating the Oreo

I can’t wait to see Jamal later. He’s gonna turn me into a human Oreo after we fight over the EBT card

by Mrente1997 June 1, 2019

human

dumb fleshy naked things that don't give a shit about the planet

Dog: wow, I wish I could be a human

by Justsomeweird14yrold June 7, 2019