holy crap

Ok listen here you CANNOT say this to your elementary friends unless you want the teacher to come over or to your middle and high school friends otherwise they think you are just fucking weird. Never say this unless you are that ONE guy who keeps talking to me in Social Studies. I'm talking to you James.

Elementary:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude not cool im telling

Middle+:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude wtf

by ok male friend February 24, 2020

Holy Buckets

An Illinois based HALAL chicken joint chain

We grabbed some lunch at Holy Buckets.

by AdamAlistair July 30, 2024

Holy Trinity Secondary School

School filled with shit uniforms and hot girls 24/7. The School consists of 95% white people that think they are gassed as fuck.

Ht Senior: H what?
Ht Freshman: HIV
Iroquois Student: Holy Trinity Secondary School students think they’re gassed as fuck.

by Gucci Gang by 69 November 14, 2019

Holy Handshake

When someone gives you a blow job to finish and then immediately shakes the hands of any jehovas witnesses or any person of a church knocking at your front door without washing their hands prior.

Yeah, that priest didn't know he got a holy handshake from my wife...

by GuitarGod2315 September 27, 2025

Holy Swagamole

An exclamative phrase similar to "holy shit!" or "holy guacamole!", used to describe situations of utmost swag or to make fun of something stupid.

"Holy Swagamole! you fucking suck at this game!"
or
"Holy Swagamole that guys fucking awesome!"

by aasssaeqwwwwwwf February 25, 2025

Holy L Shits

A phrase used to describe a situation where everything has gone to shit.

"We have to drown our brother in a hot tub?! HoLy L ShItS.

by uH...nOT ReaLLy Real..sszx March 14, 2024

Holy Cow

A bbw who prays over your meat before devouring it.

Have you seen Jill Scott handle a microphone, Holy Cow!

by Cocky Roach August 1, 2024