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Great Valley High School 

A shitshow to say the least. Also called the pharmacy because of the drugs, you don't have to look far to get some. Kids walk around obviously high and teachers look the other way. Hoes aplenty, willing to suck guys off and throw up on their dicks for a nickel and a half.
Ben: hey look there's that great valley kid! He goes to great valley!
Jerry: what a loser
Great Valley kid: *starts publicly masturbating*

Great valley high school is hell and turns everyone who attends into a nicotine bitch monkey who buys NFTs

Bishop Connolly high school 

A school in Fall River that is closing down a year after this is posted. The student body is a mix of furries, trash cans, daters, geniuses, and jocks who don't know how to play sports. The locker rooms are known for gay behavior in both the girls' and the boys'.The teachers are okay, and nobody will remember this place in a year. Also, I swear to God, this place is an SCP. There are always the same exact 5 or 6 people at the school at all times, patrolling on predetermined routes, and they are their only students. They are being controlled. Send help
So you know the school Bishop Connolly high school?

No

St george girls high school

A girls school filled with NPC's that don't know about current affairs and think they're better than other schools, look in a mirror. I wish I didn't go there
"Normal Human Being: You know about the Russia-Ukraine war right?"
"Smartest St george girls high school student: "Huh? Whas da?"

[CB East High School] 

A secondary school located in Bucks County, PA. The typical student who attends CB East is rebellious, egotistical, bitchy, and just a plain asshole. If you don't have many friends, participate in class, or not outgoing/good-looking, your not cool enough. The teachers at this school secretly hate the majority of the CB East students; therefore, they fail them on purpose and blog about the students in their spare time. Mid-aged female, single teachers are looking to score with the hot-headed moron-of-a-head principal. The Head Principal walks the halls and views all the girls as simply eye-candy...heads up ladies!! stay out of THAT office! The reputation people have at CB East, are shady, shallow, slutty, skanks, scumbags and superficial.
"I am dumping you because you go to CB East High School."

"I couldn't graduate CB East High School because the Head Principal doesn't like me...and I am a guy =P"

"My English teacher at CB East High School, blogged awful things about me and my handicapped brother."

"Do not go to CB East High School."

Tremper High School 

Where tampons are randomly thrown at you in the hallways……False Bomb threats are called in random Tuesdays in the middle of November…….Your peacefully eating your lunch when you turn around to everyone standing on tables encouraging two girls brawling in the middle of the lunch room……Random dance circles braking out…..Selling pizza on finals days at 9am…….Hot as balls during the hot months BECAUSE THEIR TO POOR TO AFORD AIR CONDITIONING…………Being stuck at all the stair cases because people like to just stand there…….When your car gets blocked in because students don’t know how to park during the winter……..Having to pay 3 mother fucking dollars for a new id… THE TEACHERS KNOW WHO DOES AND DOSNT GO TO TREMPER…….Very racist jokes go around………Being not hungry during A lunch at 11 and starving your ass off by D lunch at 1……..Bon bons are sold at every corner………Having a designated tree to smoke at…………When the toilets flood for no reason in the language hallway…..Security guards that were your grandparent’s friends in high school aka OLD AS SHIT………The mayo and ketchup never working up in the lunch line…..Having school end on a Monday… fuck you kusd.

That’s what goes on at Tremper high school in Kenosha. Send your kids here and they will most likely become drug addicts and will want to drop out of school.

Ps. Have a fucking tremperific day
Guy- You go to Tremper High School?
Girl- Yes why?
Guy-Damn that sucks...
Girl-At least its better then Bradford...

Saddle Brook High School

A public high school where students have to wear uniforms. Half the teachers are sluts, as well as the whole student body. Everyone either gets drunk in the school parking lot or gets stoned in the pot lot across from school. Everyone tends to be a dickhead. The students are higher than their grades most of the time. There's so much drama that you could make a new reality tv show starring the whole school. All the high schoolers get together at Smith field and gets turnt up.
Person A: You're lucky you go to a different school than I do.

Person B: Why?

Person A: because at Saddle Brook High School, everyone whores around and starts drama.

Person B: thank god I don't go there!
Saddle Brook High School by EJSxxxx November 19, 2013

Robinson High School 

A prison in Northern Virginia.
We're forced to do slave labor for 7 hours a day at Robinson.
Robinson High School by Ladidadi September 30, 2004