Cool kitty from Ybor City

A person who grew up on the mean streets of Ybor City in the 1940's and 1950's who caused trouble around the neighborhood, commonly known nowadays as a hooligan. This person, in his teen years, enjoyed wearing white t-shirts all the time with the sleeves rolled up. He went through his teens and 20's, basking in the light of his self-proclaimed Elvis look alike image, although who would really want to brag about resembling a rock and roll star who had overgrown sideburns, was hooked on drugs, and died of an overdose. this person ends up joining the army, gets stationed in Germany, and meets the local flan, jager, and beer hoarder. He ends up kidnapping the Nazi lover back to the US where he, still to this day, enslaves her. They end up married, have a daughter and an absolutely awesome son...despite his flaws. These days, this "cool kitty from Ybor City", is not so cool anymore. He tells bad jokes, thinks he knows everything, and hates Robin Williams, although he is a closet metro sexual. In closing and despite all his flaws, he is still the best father someone could ask for.

I am a cool kitty from Ybor City

by Enyount March 8, 2011

Catra from Shera and The Princess of Power

Catra is one of the main characters of She-Ra and the Princesses of Power. She is the deuteragonist and a former antagonist. Starting out as a cadet in the Horde, Catra was soon promoted to the rank of Force Captain and eventually served as Hordak's second in command. After the invasion of the Galactic Horde, Catra briefly served as an agent of Horde Prime. After her reform, she became Adora's girlfriend.

She was raised by the dark sorceress Shadow Weaver along side her then best friend Adora. Shadow Weaver was a cruel and unforgiving mother figure, who would often times chastise, taunt, and mock her in front of Adora.

“Hey, do you like Catra from Shera and The Princess of Power?”

“Yes, I comfort her a lot and relate a lot to her trauma.”

“Yeah, so did you know that i’m a therap-“

by @luzkinno on Twitter May 23, 2021

Piss come from my ass!!!

Expletive spoken as a tic from a citizen of South Park with tourette's syndrome. While other residents had boring tics like snapping their fingers and grimacing, this particular man shouts various combinations of "piss come from my ass" in succession.

"Whats up, South Park guy!"

"Hi how are... p-p-PISS come from my ASSSS!!! Piss... Ass. Piss COME from my ASS!!!!!!!!!! ahem. excuse me, I meant how are you doing? ASS PISS ASSSSSS!!!!"

by FattusB April 2, 2010

Jonas From Lander Lube

To Exchange Sexual Incounters for New Rims and Tires.

Your tires are looking bare , You better call up Jonas from Lander Lube.

by The Cadd-ie Girl April 29, 2009

Jake from State Farm

That guy you call at 3:00am that wears khakis

Me: who are you calling at 3:00am

Friend: Jake from State Farm

Me: what are you wear “jake from State Farm”
Jake: uhhhh khakis

by XxjustinxX187 October 16, 2018

hijto from another pito

A play on "brother from another mother" in spanish which translated means "son from another penis".

Joe's and his brother John have the same momma but different fathers making Joe a Hijto from another pito.

by p-ro August 2, 2019

Girl From Ice Rink

Hi Collin or Colin or Idk your name cause that might be your name or your friend or brothers name... ok I need to stop saying or so anyways

The girl from the ice rink is a fun crazy girl she can be annoying at times but she still is amazing she has amazing green eye that are easy to get lost in and she loves ice skating her favorite animal is a dog and no she is not obsessed with her phone she just needs contact with her mom

I hope your reading this and if you are it would be akward at the ice rink P.S my names Grace

Guy:Omg who is that

Guy 2: I don't know maybe It's The "Girl From Ice Rink"

by IceIsMyLife February 19, 2017