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jelly fish

1. a animal that lives in the sea that has no heart and no brain but is still alive...weird.

2. what u call someone when they shock u

3. someone who is really really flexable

4. an evil person with no heart/ a really stupid person with no brain
Alice: gosh tc ure such a jelly fish

tc: i have a heart and a brain

alice: no i mean ure really flexable

tc: i am arent i??
by loser smchit May 22, 2006
mugGet the jelly fishmug.

fish fillet

A term to denote money bills as it smells or is, most of the time, synonymous to fish smell. Another term for cash stacks.
I gots rubber bands all over my fish fillets.
mugGet the fish filletmug.

Fish Turd

Means bastard. Used when the word "Bastard" can not be used. What kind of fish? A Bass: Bass-turd = Bastard
by Luci Budd March 18, 2006
mugGet the Fish Turdmug.

Plenty of Fish

Also known by the acronym POF, Plenty of Fish is a online dating service that is free of charge, easy to join, and should also be avoided like the plague. Despite having millions of members, you(as a poor, single sap pressured by your friends/relatives to find love) will find it very difficult to actually discover that special someone. Instead, here you will find Plenty of:

Freaks
Land Whales
Defiant Single Moms
Con Artists
Gold Diggers
Convicted Felons
Fake Rednecks
Psychopaths
Transvestites
Perverts
Cougars

So unless you volunteer to go down shit creek without a paddle, DO NOT give in by signing up to this website. Not only will it save you of your sanity, but it may also save your life as well.
Guy Friend:"So, have you been seeing anyone recently?"
You:"Um, no. Not really, why is that?"
Guy Friend's Girlfriend:"We all have noticed that you've been on your own quite a lot recently. And you're such a catch! You don't deserve to be lonely."
Guy Friend:"You could give Plenty of Fish a try. One of my distant relatives actually met the love of his life through that site."
You (in a semi-disgusted manner):"Plenty of Fish, you got to be kidding me! Have any of you noticed all the catfish and predators on there!!! And that site is full of amphibians too!! Trust me, the last thing anybody wants to date is a toad with a bunch of polliwogs!"
by Keep it REEL November 27, 2015
mugGet the Plenty of Fishmug.

fish dick

kellie and erin of toronto canada coined the phrase meaning something that doesn't quite belong where you found it.
" I was eating my sandwich and bit into a fish dick, which I promptly spit out and showed to my friend"
by erin November 23, 2004
mugGet the fish dickmug.

jew fish

giant sea bass ( check um out @ sea world in california )
Hay babe U want go boil heights and look for jew fish?
by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006
mugGet the jew fishmug.

fish knuckle

A fish knuckle is when a woman masturbates vigorously to the point that her "natural" feminine odors now permeate directly off of her knuckles.
After 2 hours of abusing her pussy to pictures of The Rock, it appears as if Cindy is now suffering from fish knuckle.

Big lipped Jamal wasnt sure if Shaniqua ate catfish for lunch or had the fishknuckle.
by Wrestling SOup December 4, 2012
mugGet the fish knucklemug.

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