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Suspicious Eyes

(Crosseyed person)
When the one eye does not trust the other, so they keep an eye on eachother.
by Mike E Garcia February 20, 2009
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Eyes drop

When a dude pulls out his dick and the girl looks down with her eyes looking down with amazement because his dick is huge
Guy 1 : Dude, last night I banged this one chick and made her eyes drop
Guy 2: Shit dawg, let me see, #nohomo tho
by jefferijeff May 8, 2018
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Stag Eyes

An intense stare often leading to female arousal.
When Joe unleashed the stag eyes you could almost hear her wide on
by Cake Tin June 15, 2009
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Bush Eyes

Bush Eyes is a phenomena that occurs after spending lengthy periods of time in "bush camps".

Bush camps are any camp removed from civilization and generally the workers at said camps work 4 week rotations in these camps without leaving.
The important thing to note about bush camps is that they are dominated by males and hardly ever a female and especially not attractive ones can be spotted.

The onset of Bush Eyes can go unnoticed for the four week period if there are no women around. It is easier to notice if there is in fact a woman in camp that you would initially deem "unfuckable".

You will notice that women in camp that were at first unattractive will become slowly more attractive until you find yourself fantasizing about having coitus with them.

When you finally leave the bush camp and hit the town, you will probably want to get a few drinks. Unbeknownst to most the combination of Beer Goggles and Bush Eyes is deadly. These two phenomena together combined to make almost any women attractive.

When you finally see women for the first time after getting bush eyes you will fuck almost anything in sight.
Evan: "Mike do you remember how diseased those strippers were last night? I mean.. I was pretty drunk but wow they were just fat as fuck bro."

Mike: "Oh man, I just got off a 4 week rotation and had bush eyes worse than I thought... I actually took one of them home with me. Damn you Bush Eyes!"
by Tonger10 July 25, 2012
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eye condoms

sunglasses that you were to protect your eyes
hey want to go to the bar? Sure just let me put on my eye condoms
by shtzngglz May 8, 2010
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unicorn eyes

When a girl has eyes that are the most beautiful eyes that you've ever seen. A guy would do anything to get a girl with them.
by Nodnal Renniks January 15, 2014
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Eye blood

Person 1: Fuck!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: Eye blood! My glass bong just broke.
Person 2: That sucks.
by RuthOUTspoken September 29, 2010
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