Double Turtle

Double Turtle

When one is in the state of defecating, wipes their anus, yet after careful introspective investigation realizes they have not fulfilled their deficationary quest and releases a healthy portion of excrement on top of the wiping paper. The turtle being the excrement as it exits the bum hole, 2x excreting this turtle= double turtle

I took a hardcore double turtle whilst in the can

by Y33t October 25, 2014

Double Dash

1. Double penetrating a woman hard enough to induce both anal and vaginal prolapse when pulling out

2. The act of alternating thrusts between anal and vaginal sex, often inducing either anal or vaginal prolapse

Me and a friend were fucking this girl so hard, we totally double dashed her

by Cubictofu October 10, 2014

Double up

to take a girl on and try to hook up your friend with her friend

"Yo we tried to double up, but yo dumb self wouldn't come."

by DaGhetto33 July 09, 2009

double j

blowing your load while recieving a lapdance at a strip club..

"dude that lapdance made me bout double j"

by Mike Keener February 26, 2007

double s

shit and shower

"Yo I'll be back, gotta double s."
"What the hell is double s?"
"Shit and shower"

by keebsthemiddie January 19, 2009

double percolator

a bong that filters the weed twice for 100% THC and softer less harsher hits

stoner #1:dude I just bought a double percolator
stoner #2: we should smoke some shit right now out of it.

by pimp juice from atown December 19, 2008

double slut

a traditional slut who swings both ways.

"omg, i just found out that my boyfriend not only cheats on me with women but with men too! he is such a double slut!"

by maria gomez January 18, 2008