dog bar

a form of nasty hashish that has about ten percent cannabis resin in it, about eighty percent rubber tires and ten percent dog shit.

"man, you got any of that nice pollum hash left?"
"Nah mate, all i got is that dirty dog bar"

by david strathie April 29, 2003

Dog fire

when you are sad and you need something to say so you awkwardly sad "dog fire" but secretly you are sad and lonely and you really need a pop tart.

Hey bro, take a bite of this dog fire!

by Choleo March 8, 2022

absolute dog

One's lack of skill to a specific trait. Most notably first-person shooters.

Person 1: *Tries shooting enemy target*
Person 1: *Misses every shot and dies*
Person 2: Holy shit dude, you're absolute dog at this game

by Kylotastic May 14, 2021

dirty dog

When a person of one gender engages in numerous shady activities with the person of the opposite gender.

Brian: Where did Jonny go?
Kevin: He's at the bookstore with Giraffe woman.
Brian: That dirty dog.

by wonderbrian February 22, 2009

cheese dog

The act of performing anal sex.

Also defined as a male rubbing his package against the ass of another male in crowded places for his own sexual gratification.

I met this girl at the bar last night and gave her a cheese dog in the back room. What a whore!

Fuck...I think that guy just gave me a cheese dog while I was standing at the bar!

by Baloon Knot Bill December 19, 2006

dog's age

A country term referring to a period of time roughly equal to 10-15 years, but really just means a long time. Similar to coon's age.

(From "The Waterboy")
Mama: "Why you home so early, my precious angel?"
Bobby Boucher: "Mama, somethin' bad
happened today."
Mama: "Somebody hurt you, my boy? Who hurt
you? You tell Mama who hurt you."
Bobby Boucher: "Nobody, Mama. It's just that...I lost my position as the team's
water distribution engineer."
Mama: "Why, that's the best news I've heard in a dog's age. Now you be able to spend your days at home where you belong."

by Nicholas D March 17, 2009

fucking the dog

hiding out somewhere instead of doing your job during working hours

Tony..."Where`s Marty?" Jack..."The boss just left for the day so he`s probably out fucking the dog"

by Boobird September 21, 2009