yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.

“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!

by Garfieldington February 16, 2024

bozo disease

bozo disease is when you have such a skill issue you turn into a clown and you start dreaming about fortnite 19 dollar gift card.

Michael got bozo disease yesterday, he wasn't able to hit any shots.

by liggma February 19, 2024

Alzheimer's Disease

Alzheimers Disease is the most common type of dementia. Alzheimer's is a progressive disease beginning with mild memory loss and possibly leading to loss of the ability to carry on a conversa-

Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia. Alzheimer's is a progressive disease beginning wi-

Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.
Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.
Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.

Alzheimer's is... Nvm I forgot.

Person 1: Sorry, I might forget, I have Alzheimer's Disease.
Person 2: Oh, really? You have Alzheimer's?
Person 1: What? I never said I have Alzheimer's.

by menlover_ March 13, 2024

Developer be crazy Disease

When a developer doesnt sleep for anything over 7 hours they start seeing things and saying r kelly multiple times this also includes crying over slight ocd in code yes i see your code and im letting you know it looks like a spaghetti ball and yes i misspelled it im tired bro i havent slepet in 16 hours

Yeah man my friend dextar had Developer be crazy Disease he kept saying r kelly was a vertexes root humanoid part.

by Developer be crazy Disease March 30, 2024

Dickydo Disease

Disease occurring in males caused by genetics and/or overconsumption of food and alcohol.

Symptoms include partial or complete obstruction from view of one's own dick due to an enlarged gut.

Pete's gut sticks out way farther than his dickydo. He hasn't seen his dick in years now. The progression of his Dickydo Disease is well beyond the point of no return.

by thejtluv January 30, 2026

Aserinsky Disease

Aserinsky Disease is the brief state right after waking up where your brain is technically, but your language system isn’t. You can’t properly understand words, form sentences, or think clearly for a short period of time.

Ughh my mom was trying to talk to me but I just woke up and had Aserinsky Disease or Aserin Disease

by Wincord February 18, 2026

Posting Disease

Addiction to posting dumb nonsense

This person is vague posting nonstop. Looks like a case of posting disease

by raphael is awesome February 24, 2026